she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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