just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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