You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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