I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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