Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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