And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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