Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sacagawea was the original milf.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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