I am puke
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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