oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we're making bets on your personal life
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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