Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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