Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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