Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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