Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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