12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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