I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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