I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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