I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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