did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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