omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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