discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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