Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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