Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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