we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think your dad took our porno
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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