No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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