You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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