I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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