ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I got inside last night via doggy door
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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