Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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