what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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