That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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