She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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