So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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