I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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