The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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