North Korea, Best Korea!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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