yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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