my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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