accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
