Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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