ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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