i just google imaged poop.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
