Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
did you just send me my own nude
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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