So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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