You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
