I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Houston, we have a blender
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
