I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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