Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I lost the right to judge tonight
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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