she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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