I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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