I would go down on you faster than GM stock
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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